
Chapter 001 - Daybreak at bizzbe pond
Froggy woke from his slumber, rubbed his eyes and saw that Cool Monkey was sitting on the grass at the pond's edge enjoying the mornsky. There was a gentle EASTWIND and the air smelled Smokey from still smoldering fires in some fireplaces. Froggy was hungry and said to Cool Monkey, "Why don't we go over to motherbear's house and see if we can get some breakfast?" Motherbear had just finished feeding her cubs and told Froggy and Cool Monkey they were welcome to some leftover whirledpeas. As they were finishing their meal there was a knock on the door. It was TheDrake demanding to be fed. Motherbear would have none of it and slammed the door in his face telling him in an angry voice to go back to the pond and rummage through the pond scum for bugs if he was hungry. Froggy and Cool Monkey high fived each other and smiled big smiles with whirledpeas dripping from their teeth.
nighty night.... don't let the tarantulas bite.
Edited 6/28/2007 9:09 pm by stoney4
(editor's note: this thread has been on hiatus for four months. The other chapters are posts #1352.19 #1352.53 #1352.83 and #1352.148)
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(Editor's note: for anyone unfamiliar with this fable which has been on hiatus for four months, the previous chapters are posts #1352.1 #1352.19 #1352.53 and #1352.83)
Chapter 005 - A dam fine mess
TheDrake6 sat on a bluff overlooking Bizzbe pond thoroughly dejected. His twin brother TheDrake had been acting like a maniac lately and now everyone was assuming it was him behaving this way. The whole episode in 4Antioch had made the headlines. After crashing his buick into JoeCitizen's house and being put on probation by judge84, The Drake had been busy building dams in most of the local streams and spreading rumors that the beavers were responsible. One of the dams had Raised the water level high enough to flood racoon's den. A confrontation was brewing between racoon and the beaver family. TheDrake6 knew he had to do something soon about all this but right at the moment he didn't know what. How was he going to convince everyone that it wasn't him causing all the trouble? Then he remembered something his friend Michele had pointed out to him a long time ago.
Edited 11/8/2007 9:55 am by stoney4
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You're going to leave us hanging?
What about all the otter Drakes? I reckon' there's been 5 no less?
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Word has it that they're in witness protection programs.
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Thats the type of Stories I like! adding real people into a political situation. Teeeheee LOL
Thank You! Lots of fun!
Keep a eye on Concord (In the paper today) the are forming a subcommitee (Citizen task force) to discuss Blanks!
Her we go again! Different place (should be fun!) Maybe I should make a guest appearance in concord? OK it was just a thought!
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Aren't you going to change your user name to CblankM?
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I actually was considering that but then people outside of these forums would lose sight of my objective! I tossed a coin and Tails CRVM stays!
Just once I would love to see the Silent majority that Mary Jane Carston keeps talking about show up to City Hall! Even if they are against
Blanks and Blanks
Watching Concord is like watching a I LOVE LUCY Rerun! can be fun!
Did you see the AOL thing on Tennessee Blank owners got there Voting rights taken away? Give a mouse a cookie!
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I've missed these. I think we should petition CCT for your own column.
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Don't we have a bad enough reputation out here as it is?
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I like the way you think... and just think we knew him when...
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What ever happened to BJ's suggestion?
I think chapter 005 should be a battle of the ducks:
The Drake vs. The Mallard
P.S. In 5 chapters there has yet been one person who had a cool, refreshing Sobe tea!
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LOL
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Patience Grasshopper.
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I just love seeing my name up in lights... Sigh
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I thought the first one was in the nitwit protection program.
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Chapter 006 - Baggin' bugs
ArachnidGuy and his buddy dakotadude were taking a breather from their annual spider round up. It was getting late, they were tired and they were getting a little jumpy about an alphawolf they had been hearing howling off in the distance. "Pass me one of those Sobe green teas" ArachnidGuy said. "It ain't gonna perk you up none. Ain't got no caffeine in it." dakotadude was partial to good strong coffee. Strong enough to float a horseshoe on it he used to brag and he scoffed at what he thought were trendy beverages. As he reached into his satchel for the tea he noticed a couple of figures approaching at a brisk pace from the meadow below. It was Cool Monkey and Froggy. Both of them were out of breath. Michele and TheDrake had given them the job of rounding up a posse to help catch TheDrake's twin brother red-handed building one of the fake beaver dams. But first they needed something to drink to get the taste of those owl pellets out of their mouths.
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Great chapter Stoney, but by the time you finish writing the bedtime story and posting it at 6:41 AM, we're all just getting up. Are we supposed to resist the temptation of reading it until bedtime? :)
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Who said any of this was supposed to make sense? Maybe I should change the title to Breakfast Time Forum Fairy Tale or Morning Muse or Eyeboogers & Eggs.
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I vote for the eyebuggers n eggs. =)
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Great Story!! Keep on writing Stoney!!
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Chapter 007 - It's a Game of Feet
A small but rather reluctant group had been assembled to hopefully put an end to the mischief TheDrake6 had been up to for the past week. Along with the spider boys, CoolMonkey and Froggy had convinced GOLDIELOX and magoozer to join the posse. They were all sceptical that it hadn't been TheDrake all along. It turned out that no one but Michele and TheDrake himself knew about his estranged twin sibling who had been shunned by the family years ago as a result of some shady real estate transactions but for some reason had decided to come back and cause trouble. Michele's plan was to take TheDrake along with them on their quest to bust his brother in the act of building one of the fake dams. If everyone saw them side by side TheDrake would be exonerated. She explained to the gang how she knew for sure that this was indeed the good Drake next to her. A long time ago she had noticed a birthmark on the webbing of his right foot. The discoloration beared an uncanny resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. Everyone gathered around for a look and sure enough, the port wine stain looked amazingly like the blond bombshell. Oddly enough, through a bizarre fluke of genetic irony, TheDrake's twin brother had a birthmark in the exact location on his right foot as well. His though was a likeness of Rosie O'Donnell.
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magoozer? Isn't that the ref that missed that holding call in the Raiders game last Sunday? Mr. Magoozer?
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Uh excuse me Stoney, but what about me??? :-)
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To quote Jimmy Durante:
"Everybody wants to get inna de act."
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yep,
I don't want to be the step child :-)
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Is this still taking place at the pond? You know... what was the name of it? Can anyone help me out here?
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You're mentioned in the very first line of chapter 005 - "A dam fine mess". (post #1352.148) After a four month hiatus you get top billing. Waddya want....royalties?
(Celebrities! They're all alike!)
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Chapter 008 - An ursine family stirs the pot
As motherbear fussed over the pot of whirledpeas on the stove she kept an eye on her cubs playing outside. They had heard about the group that had banded together to track down TheDrake6 and had begged their mom to join in what they thought would be a welcome break from the usual games cubs play. Motherbear had no intention of letting them out of her sight and warned them that if they disobeyed, their father bigdaddy bear would be more than upset. She was trying to think of something that might Inspire the cubs and take their minds off the drama that was interupting the usual peace and tranquility around bizzbe pond. She covered the pot, went outside and suggested they all go and try to find more wild Irises up in the hills. As they worked their way down the other side of the hill behind their house they saw Kitkat and jennjenn crouched down behind a large rock. When Kitkat turned and saw the bears coming she motioned for them to be quiet and to stay low. As they crawled up behind the rock they noticed what appeared to be a figure down below in the ravine shoving piles of twigs and rocks into a narrow part of the stream.....and it sure didn't look like a beaver.
Edited 11/16/2007 7:10 pm by stoney4
Edited 11/21/2007 5:04 am by stoney4
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The suspense is killing me! You can't stop there. Who is blocking the dam?
Is this really Stoney writing this or one of those striking writers from LOST who always leave us hanging so we tune in each week?
My guess is that the figure messing with the dam is NOT the Drake. Don't mean to steal a line from Mr. T, but you can spot The Drake from a mile away. It could be anyone, but definitely not the Drake (IMHO).
Edited 11/16/2007 8:13 am by BazookaJoe
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I have to say that my ego got the best of me. Just a wee bit embarassed here.
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That's OK. I just wish there was a way I could fit more people into the story but a lot of these usernames aren't quite user friendly when it comes to using them as characters. (whew)
BTW. Sorry about the vanishing color in the last chapter. I edited the title since ursine is an adjective, not a noun. I did it here at home on my Mac which has no color or font ability. I didn't know that making one little change would wipe out the color. The graphic blandishments will be restored Monday when have access to my PC at work.
**#@&^%%$ compters!!!!
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"compters?" You got something against people from Compton or is there a helicopter flying over your house?
If you and that other German guy, Berlin, would stop being non-conformists and get rid of Macs and Firefox and get PC's and Internet Explorer you wouldn't be so onery and complain all the time. :)
I'd like to see that poster named "JethroMayhem" make it into one of the storybook chapters. I reckon he could eat some of them critters in the story that AlphaGranny cooked into a stew.
Edited 11/17/2007 9:59 am by BazookaJoe
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See??? This thing doesn't even have spellcheck.
Are you pulling our legs about JethroMayhem? Where the heck did that come from?
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FROM THE RAIDERS ARE BACK!!!!!! THREAD (I got into heated exchange of words with him but I got the last word in. He called me "Sonny" so I in turn called him "Pops." Never heard from him again.) Oops, I just noticed it's Mayham and not Mayhem. Maybe it's his real name and not a reference to the Bev Hillbillies? My bad!
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Micahel Vick will be in no video, Sonny. Besides, he is up to his ears in dog doo-doo if you know what I mean. Just think, his former team can be candidate for Loser of the Year if they play the Raiders and the 9ers and Cal and Stanford.
It's a lean year Sonny so just go have a fun time and yell and rant and vent. What else are u there for any ways cause the babes look like pitbulls.
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Wow. Cheerful fellow.
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He could be a character with a dark side like the Drake's evil twin.
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Leave Drake alone..... He's one of the Good Guys now....
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I can't imagine you in a heated exchange of words.
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Chapter 009 The Shadowy Figure in Bizzbe Ravine
"What are you looking at?" asked one of the cubs as they crouched down next to Kitkat and jennjenn.
"Shhh!" whispered KitKat. "See that shadowy figure stacking twigs and branches in Alhamburger Creek, it's the notorius Jethromayham trying to flood Bizzbe Ravine."
"What can we do?" asked one of Motherbear's cubs inquisitively. "Shouldn't we tell Cowboy1539?"
"It's too late," said jennjenn, still smacking her chewy, Bazookajoe gum, "we need somebody to come up with a Bulletproof idea real quick or life4u and me as we know it..."
Suddenly an Xplosive noise was heard in the distance. Kitkat pulled her lucky Garfield foot from her pocket and clutched it tightly...
"What was that," Motherbear shouted as she finally caught up to the cubs and their companions, "It sounded like papa gayrbear when he hacked up that fluffyluv hairball!"
"We don't know," answered jennjenn, her voice quivering, "that JethroMayham who ESCAPEDfromECC jail has come back and is down by the WaterSource!"
TO BE CONTINUED....
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LOL !! How the heck did you manage to dig this up? Is this suseptible to Googling just like the Californicatus Cupacabrus? I think you've demonstrated that you fully deserve to take over the authorship of Bedtime Forum Fairytales. It needed new blood and I whole heartedly bequeath the mantle to you.
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Yes, anyone who Googles "Bizzbe Ravine" or "Bizzbe Scum Pond" will find it. Your Bedtime Forum Fairy Tales has hit the world wide web! I was just a guest contributor and was happy to resurrect it from the Bizzbe Dead Scum Pond Scrolls. It's your baby! You can't leave them in suspense for too long!
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I just Googled "A Bedtime Forum Fairy Tale" and there were two entries. The first one was the thread with the Fairy Tale and the second one was someone reporting it as a violation. Musta been TheDrake.
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Controversy sells!
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I'm not sure I have the time or energy to meet the stringent deadlines that this story demands. I have this other project that I should devote all my spare time to. I think you're better suited since we all know you're a man of liesure.
I can't access those previous chapters on my Mac. Do they turn up on a PC?
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Stoney, you're still the man. Whatever project you are working on can certainly withstand the 20 or 30 hours per week necessary for brainstorming the Bedtime Forum Fairy Tales. I'm sure the person in charge will understand.
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there is no such thing as the Bizzbe Dead Scum Pond scrolls.....
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Watch your language, Stoney! Folks are monitoring your posts! :-0
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Actually **#@^%%$ compters!!!! is an obscure coded sign off used by longtime Mac users. It means "Peace Out".
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I'm not sure Drake needed a mentor, nor do I take credit for his absolute 180 degree turnaround, but, I appreciate the kudos, nevertheless. He's a very astute, informed, and literate contributor to this forum now, and I even agree with him when he uses "pathetic" in context.... I no longer find that offensive when it's totally appropriate.
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What a fun read . . . LMAO!
(Oh, and as a longtime Mac user m'self, I totally understood "**#@^%%$ compters!!!!"
Spell.Chic at yer soivice!)
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See??? This thing doesn't even have spellcheck.
Stoney, now we do have Spell.Chic. You'll have to incorporate her into the stories, or at least let her edit them.
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:::Whipping out mah red pen::: Have red ink, will travel! (Or is that low-tech and passé nowadays? "Have delete key, will telecommute!" Hmm, "Armchair editor-at-large".)
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Now I remember after reading through the old posts. The Drake reported a violation on me for saying he should be in a nitwit protection program. I saw my post is still down there, so the Times must have overruled him on the basis I was talking about The Drake's evil twin brother in the context of the Bedtime Fairy Tale.
Come on Stoney. In addition to Spell.chic proofreading for you, the new format won't print all those "edited on" notes every time you mess up. What if we all promise not to bug you about getting in a story? I know that put pressure on you. I wish we could get back those lost chapters. We need some more classic lines like, "Everyone gathered around for a look and sure enough, the port wine stain looked amazingly like the blond bombshell. Oddly enough, through a bizarre fluke of genetic irony, TheDrake's twin brother had a birthmark in the exact location on his right foot as well. His though was a likeness of Rosie O'Donnell."
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Holy Cow he must have had size 15 EEE feet !
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To someone unfamiliar with A Bedtime Forum Fairy Tale, this thread may seem a bit disjointed and confusing. A bit of background: This insanity evolved from some late night (at least for me, late night) scribbling as a way of signing off and it sort of developed a life of its own. As you've probably surmised, the red highlights are usernames of forum members, some of which are no longer regular contributers, whose usernames lent themselves (more or less) to the story. When the Times reformatted the forums, chapters 002, 003 and 004 were lost along with all the inter-chapter banter. Perhaps they're on a hard disk sealed in a mayonnaise jar sequestered somewhere in the bowels of a Contra Costa Times storage vault. In any event, I have located my rough drafts of those chapters, scrawled with a piece of charcoal on the back of a shovel by firelight, and for the benefit of the two or three people out there whose lives have been on hold as a result of the missing chapters, I'll re-type them as time permits. BazookaJoe was kind (?) enough to resurrect this ongoing saga and even contributed the latest charming chapter as a sort of bridge between what was and what will be. A bridge to nowhere, if you will. Thank you BazookaJoe. Or should I say: Thanks, but no thanks.
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Chapter 002 - Life On The Rough Streets of 4Antioch
BazookaJoe was having trouble scraping some birdpuk from the bottom of his sneakers. His pals JoeCitizen and Z were growing impatient. "C'mon B.J. Let's play another game of TAG1." JoeCitizen suggested. "Nah. I'm tired of those rules. Let's play TAG2." said Z. They knew they only had another hour to play before ZsMommy would want her home for lunch. They'd already spoiled their appetites on sno cones given to them by MrTemptation, the good humor man. Having delusions of his own show on the Food Network, he liked to make up his own concoctions of sno cone flavors. Today's was one called roygurberry. The kids smiled politely and thanked him since the sno cones were free. But secretly they didn't care for the fact that they tasted like raw walnuts.
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You copied the Flintstone's copyright? You're lucky Bill Hanna and Joseph Barbera aren't around to get mad at you.
After you get them all posted, we should copy them all into a continuous post and call it Volume 1.
Then you can get to work on Volume 2!
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Chapter 003 - Eels Are Where You Find Them
Motherbear had finished with the dishes and was admiring the flower arrangement that she had been working on. She had gathered petunias and daisies from out front and placed them neatly in her favorite vase. She finished it off with an unusually vibrant wild Iris she had found on the hill behind her cottage.
Down by bizzbe pond the kids were daring each other to sneak up and toss a rock into a hollowed out part of the hillside under an old oak tree where caveman8 lived. "Go on Cool Monkey. He won't be able to catch you." Froggy chided. "He's just an olrascal." Caveman8 had lived there as long as anyone could remember. Rumor had it that he was actually an interloper from Lithuania and had settled at the shore of the pond years ago having heard that there was an abundance of eels in the pond and since eels make up the bulk of a Lithuanian's diet, caveman8 couldn't resist the opportunity to relocate.
Cool Monkey accepted the challenge but couldn't find any stones. "Try these." Froggy whispered. Froggy had found a pile of owl pellets near a log. "What are these?" Cool Monkey was intrigued. "I dunno. But they look kinda tasty."
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Chapter 004 - A Mallard Gets Daffy
The kids were getting excited about the circus coming to town. ZsMommy had promised to take them if they stayed out of trouble. In addition to the usual animals and clowns, the main attraction was going to be Tioga Tootsie Jones and her Wild West Show. It wasn't every day that you could see trick horseback riding and trained armadillos in the same act.
While the kids were playing 5 card stud out on the front stoop, officer andy (badge #94509) walked up and asked the kids if they'd seen a red buick with a license plate number jhd1200. It seemed a car fitting that description was seen weaving in and out of traffic at a high speed in the neighborhood. Witnesses said the driver aws a duck with a crazed look in his eyes and he was screaming over and over, "Fixthismess!! Fixthismess!!"
There were grassroots groups of people upset with neighborhood blight and apparently some of them were hiring out-of-town mercenaries to stir up trouble and do their dirty work. This promised to be an interesting summer in 4Antioch.
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Chapter 10 - The Non-Profit Prophet
Motherbear, while trying not to strain her aging eyes in the moonwork sky, took a disinterested look for the children's sake, and then ordered them to follow her back home. The children knew by the tone of Motherbear's voice not to argue. You see, Motherbear knew that BuckSavage, the old fogey miser who inhabited the other side of Bizzbe Ravine, had a penchant for doing strange things. In his younger years, Bucksavage, using the stage name "Dakotadude," and another local Irishgirl, who went by the name "Wyogrl82," made the rounds with their traveling Wild, Wild West Shows. Back in the day, it was a big Moneymaker for them. Wyogrl82, who was quite The Shooter for a young lassie, could shoot the lights out of an Impala1964 from 100 yards while pulling from a holster! Motherbear had secretly felt sad for BuckSavage, the former legend who slowly lost his mind after his beloved Wyogrl82 passed after eating a poisonous Lopaka root.
When they all returned to Motherbear's den, the children huddled in a corner pretending to fiddle with the decals on their trikee. Whispering so Motherbear couldn't hear, the children quickly devised a plan... because that's what children do best - to find out if that indeed was JethroMayham trying to flood out Bizzbe Ravine. The children decided it would be best to travel to elctown, under cover of darkness after their parents fell asleep, and seek the advice of the Blarney Stoney4. A reputed oracle of sorts, the Blarney Stoney4 could help perhaps point out who the shadowly figure was and what his intentions were. Unbeknownst to the children, was Thefacts that the Blarney Stoney4 had been on a self imposed hiatus and had not done much storytelling or prophesizing lately. Indeed, if you saw it now, you would think it was an ordinary Grey, folsomite rock!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Non-profit????? No freebies! No advice for you! I take cash, VISA or Mastercard. No personal checks!
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Ah fiddlesticks, once you sold out to big Corporate America, you forgot about your fans that made you what you are today. You... and your fancy Hanna-Barbera copyrights, living off royalties and foreign re-releases of the old chapters, leaving your fans unfillfulled, waiting for that new installment of Bedtime Forum Fairy Tales that would never come. You should be ashamed! Well you just have to look at Dr. Phil, Starbucks, and many others who took the same high road only to find out it doesn't last forever.
Maybe after some soul searching you will realize it's the fans that made the Bedroom Foreplay Fairy Tales what they are today, and you will climb down from your ivory tower and give them the final chapters they deserve. It's not about you, it's albout the fans, man! (all three of them!)
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So you want me to do the XXX Rated European version from now on? I'm already on the ragged edge of getting kicked off the forums by Clayton and you want me to risk banishment just so you can get your jollies from reading a few lurid chapters about fictional escapades involving the interaction of talking animals and witless humans who accept the fact that these animals talk without question, apparently as a result of years of heavy drug use.
Thanks, but no thanks.
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And they all lived...
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why did you end it?
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A combination of things: A perceived lack of interest; the fact that a lot of the long-time regular posters have left the forums; and the main reason is probably the cause of those two, and that's the glutting of the forums with spam adds and politically oriented threads that are basically mean-spirited propaganda. There are days when I look at the content and I just throw my hands up and don't even want to be here. Maybe after the election and when the economy calms down we can revive the Fairy Tales but right now I'm afraid it's not worth the effort.
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I knew you someday you would have to answer to the poster who was the main inspiration for the Bedtime Forum Fairy Tale, although I never thought she'd come on here and say the Bizzbe Dead Scum Pond Scrolls do not really exist. That's what happens when you use ghostwriters that much up outlandish stuff. It could come back to discredit you.
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I have a hunch that someday when the right inspiration comes along, that the Fairy Tale will be resurrected. Until then, thanks for the memories.
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On the Times home page is a story that has a recipe for Pond Scum Soup. Did Bizzbe submit that?
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Darn you! I was all excited that maybe you were resurrecting this thread and was expecting another chapter to the story, like a special election or halloween themed chapter.
I don't know what prompted the Pond Scum Soup recipe, but there has been a lot of discussion recently about Shower Curtain Scum, so maybe that was it? Was it part of a Halloween Party recipe edition? Bobbing for apples in a tub filled with Shower Curtain Scum water would be great halloween fun! (No, I'm just kidding, please don't try that!)
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Somehow the trick or treat aspect of halloween and the election seem to go hand -in-hand don't they?
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Boo!
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Recipe: Pond Scum Soup
POND SCUM SOUP
Serves 12
4 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons butter
1 large onion, chopped
4 ribs celery, sliced
4 carrots, peeled and sliced
8 cloves garlic, minced
28 ounce can diced tomatoes
12 cups chicken or vegetable broth
¾ cup dried lentils
¾ cup dried split peas
¾ cup barley
14 ounce can garbanzo beans
14 ounce can kidney beans
1 pound mixed greens or spinach
Salt and pepper to taste
1. Heat the oil and butter in a very large stock pot. Add the onion, celery and carrots and cook over low heat for 15 minutes.
2. Add the garlic and tomatoes, and cook another 5 minutes. Add the broth, split peas, barley and lentils and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium and simmer for 40 minutes.
3. Add the canned beans, spinach and salt and pepper to taste. Heat until warmed through and the spinach has reached appropriately scum-like conditions.
— Recipe from Linda Moreno, Spun Sugar, Berkeley
Per serving: 310 calories, 18 g protein, 42 g carbohydrates, 9 g total fat, 2.5 g saturated fat, 5 mg cholesterol, 1270 mg sodium, 13 g fiber, 7 g sugar. Calories from fat: 80.
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"Heat until warmed through and the spinach has reached appropriately scum-like conditions."
That's the first time I've seen scum mentioned as appropriate.
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Halloween's coming! Don't forget the recipe for "Pond Scum Soup" listed a few posts back!
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How appropriate that you mention halloween. Like the ending of Carrie, this thing keeps coming back from the dead.
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Chapter 11 - A Chance Meeting With The Dean of Mean
The next morning, Motherbear and dylsmom went for their morning walk to the local espressochick2008 for a grande coco99, DoubbleD latte. On the way, they spotted Officer March, and stopped to ask him for a StatusQuote concerning the weird events at Bizzbe Scum Pond.
"Well, lemetellit like it is," Officer March said in his usual authoritative and direct tone, We issued a neighborhoodalert68 to all citizens to watch their h57heiny, as this dudeman00 is extremely dangerous!"
"holyhandgrenade...!" exclaimed Motherbear, "you mean there's a RealAmerica NutJob on the loose?"
"howaboutthat?" dylsmom said in disbelief. "They could be living right on parkave94, and we wouldn't know it!"
"The Times are a Changing," Officer March said, sounding half Dylan - Like Thomas Jefferson-like, "We have officers stationed at all the boarderx7, so he's pretty much Trapped."
"Thank goodness," Motherbear said, "People say to me all the time, Ucry2much, but when it comes to safety, it's about the kidsfirst."
Suddenly, Nick Salenger, a local transient and former professional pokerplaya appeared almost out of nowhere. "GetArealLife!" Shouted Nick Salenger at the two women while pking under his glasses. "All your gossiping makes me want to Barf!"
"Hey, you Need2move on buddy!" hollered Officer March sternly. "And I mean n.o.w!"
"WTH?" Motherbear thought to herself in disbelief. It was not Motherbear's nature to engage in a war of words, even with a wickedclownn7 like Nick Salenger, for she knew someday soon it would be her timetospeakup7." You see, Motherbear had a secret. A secret she kept from everyone. A secret so life shattering, her family wasn't even InTheKnow...
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Hey, that's not fair. I only used East County usernames. I might have kept the thing going if I had the entire list to choose from. Having usernames like DoubbleD at your disposal opens up a whole new world of possibilities.
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That's OK Stoney. He's kept the thread alive, although its still hanging on by just a thread. This is a new era in Forum Fairy Tale lore.
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DoubbleD started this thread:
Very Dissapointing Date Night In Brentwood
Don't you remember? So she (I'm assuming DoubbleD a she) is an East County poster! It still opens it up to endless possibilities, especially after a "Very Dissapointing Date Night in Brentwood."
You want to write Chapter 12? I'm not sure I want to take Chapter 13 though!