Seriously though, it really does look like the Times has lost control of their website. A stupid spam filter for their server can't cost that much can it?
Man, what does it take to get rid of these guys. We can't even report the posts anymore. (Inside job?)
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"I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic."
That was my thought too but then I googled "message board spam" and read how they are able to literally close doen message boards. People get tired of having to wade through the ads and there is not a easy way of eliminating them.
If people are stupid enough to order from them they desrve what they get(or don't get).
I've been trying to figure out, without clicking on any links, if it's the same place selling tennis shoes, wine and the assortment of drugs.
I can't imagine that it would be that difficult to get rid of all that spam. Maybe the Moderator is Hawaiian and is finding it far to difficult to part with said spam. My son-in-law is Hawaiian and I gotta tell ya, there isn't a day that goes by without a spamwich of some kind or other passing over that man's lips.
I have been searching for a supplier of Chupacabraxin but unfortunately have not found one whose product does not produce unwanted side effects. Some of the side effects caused by your competitor’s products include lycanthropy, distemper, chronic flatulence and a desire to rip the innards out of small furry animals. I am hoping your product does not produce side effects. Please, I am eager to find a solution to my problem quickly because my new neighbor is a business named Grass Eating Goats For Hire.
Current FDA regulations require we list one more side effect. You should see your health care professional immediately if you experience the following while taking Chupacabraxin (generic for Spam):
Spontaneous singing of the 70's "Blue Swede" song "Hooked On A Feeling" with simultaneous chants of:
"I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic."
Yanno, I was gonna say, "I'll have what BJ's having," LOL! Sounds like mebbe some "special mushrooms" have been added to the funny brownies.
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"I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic."
Posted on Sunday, 8/31/2008 - 4:36 p.m. PDT — by BazookaJoe
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I wonder how many people have reported you as a violation already.
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Seriously though, it really does look like the Times has lost control of their website. A stupid spam filter for their server can't cost that much can it?
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"I wonder how many people have reported you as a violation already?"
You mean before this post?
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ROTFLMAO!!! *Fabulous*, BJ!
Man, what does it take to get rid of these guys. We can't even report the posts anymore. (Inside job?)
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That was my thought too but then I googled "message board spam" and read how they are able to literally close doen message boards. People get tired of having to wade through the ads and there is not a easy way of eliminating them.
If people are stupid enough to order from them they desrve what they get(or don't get).
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I've been trying to figure out, without clicking on any links, if it's the same place selling tennis shoes, wine and the assortment of drugs.
I can't imagine that it would be that difficult to get rid of all that spam. Maybe the Moderator is Hawaiian and is finding it far to difficult to part with said spam. My son-in-law is Hawaiian and I gotta tell ya, there isn't a day that goes by without a spamwich of some kind or other passing over that man's lips.
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I be clicking but nothing happen. How can I order one?
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YOU SURE DIDN'T SEE THIS KIND OF SPAMMING WHEN WE HAD THE OLD FORUM FORMAT.
::hint, hint::
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Dear Chupacabraxin Merchant,
I have been searching for a supplier of Chupacabraxin but unfortunately have not found one whose product does not produce unwanted side effects. Some of the side effects caused by your competitor’s products include lycanthropy, distemper, chronic flatulence and a desire to rip the innards out of small furry animals. I am hoping your product does not produce side effects. Please, I am eager to find a solution to my problem quickly because my new neighbor is a business named Grass Eating Goats For Hire.
Sincerely,
Elmendorf Beast
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"lycanthropy, distemper, chronic flatulence and a desire to rip the innards out of small furry animals." You say that like it's a bad thing.
PS. please send me the address of your neighbors goat business!
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My wife thinks I've lost my mind. I keep laughing hysterically.
Where's that stake now.
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Current FDA regulations require we list one more side effect. You should see your health care professional immediately if you experience the following while taking Chupacabraxin (generic for Spam):
Spontaneous singing of the 70's "Blue Swede" song "Hooked On A Feeling" with simultaneous chants of:
Chu-pa-ca-bra... Chu-pa-ca-bra... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
Chu-pa-ca-bra... Chu-pa-ca-bra... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
I can't stop this feeling... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
Deep inside of me... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
Girl, you got me thinking... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra... Wha'd you do to me?
When you hold me... Chupa, Chupa... In your paws so tight...
You let me know... Chupa, Chupa... with a goat-sucker bite...
I, aye-aye, aye-aye... (pause) I'm hooked on a feeling... while I'm lying here bleeding...
that you're in love with me!...
Chu-pa-ca-bra... Chu-pa-ca-bra... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
Neck as sweet as candy... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
That fur taste on my mind... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
Girl you keep me thirsty ... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra... For another, goat or swine!
I got it bad for you squirrel... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
I don't need a cure... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
I'll just stay addicted... Chu-pa, Chu-pa, Chu-pa-ca-bra...
To Chupracabraxin - for sure!
All the good love... Chupa, Chupa... when we're all alone...
keep it up girl... Chupa, Chupa... Yeah, you turn me on!
Aye... Aye-Aye, Aye Aye (Pause) I'm hooked on a feeling... (repeat dose, then fade out and follow the light)
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:::Choking on mah coffee:::
ROTFLMAO!
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Most pushers don't dip into their own stash. Looks like this one had a moment of weakness.
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"Doctor Sandra. Doctor Sandra. You're wanted in the E.R."
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Yanno, I was gonna say, "I'll have what BJ's having," LOL! Sounds like mebbe some "special mushrooms" have been added to the funny brownies.
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I can't get the feeling of Chupa out of my mind. It is driving me crazy.
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Don't knock it until you try it! It'll remove the hair on your chest!
Hey Stoney! Have a hit! I got lots!
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Perhaps you could send some of that Lindsay's way?
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It must be a side effect of the ChupacabraXin, but Lindsey looks better to me that way!