Posted on Wednesday, 5/20/2009 - 2:47 p.m. PDT — by roygur
Isn't there anbody out there that can think of a new Post Topic? This board is getting stagnant! Be creative, there has to be SOMETHING out there to write about...? I'm taxed out for awhile..
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Actually Roy, a few of us have tried but the threads seem to die on the vine pretty quickly. Some of the old timers have left the forums for one reason or another. Maybe everyone is depressed about the economy. I don't know. No one seems to want to do anything except complain about things. You know, like water being wasted by runoff from median strips.
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Put yourself in my shoes. I still have another 628 posts before I reach the 5,000 post plateau and can officially retire. I don't know if I'm going to make it. Sometimes I fall asleep just staring at the screen just hoping somebody will post something interesting enough to reply too. I feel like I've got a bad case of discussion board writer's block. I even replied to OHSO recently, - it was that bad!
I even tried to start a fight by cleverly insuating Pittsburg, CA. was slandered in the "Weird News," knowing full well it was really about Pittsburgh, PA. Nobody was even around to take the bait!
The Seemingly Impossible Task of 628 Remaining Until Bazooka Joe's Last Post!
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There you go! You just solved your own problem! Do like OHSO does and continually respond to yourself. You'll be outta here in no time.
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You could start double clicking on the "post comment" tab and be all done in half the time!
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No way! I don't want an asterisk next to my name when I set the record! I'm doing it the legal way if it takes me 100 years. I don't take banned stimulants to stay up all night posting either! Heck, I don't even drink coffee! A little Jagermeister, maybe, but that's not on the banned substance list!
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You better check that list twice:
Controversy in Australia
The popularity of Jägerbombs in Australia has caused much controversy. Manly Council and Newcastle have banned Jägerbombs from pubs and nightclubs on the basis that they encourage binge drinking and irresponsible behavior.[8] During the Schoolies Week period on the Victorian Surf Coast, Jägerbombs were banned in many pubs. The sale of Red Bull was also limited to four cans per person per day to reduce the consumption of Jägerbombs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb
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@001,
i support the bann. how can one mixup jägermeister with a "beer" named "red bull"
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Berlin, Red Bull's not a beer, you're thinking of that Jamaican beer Red Stripe, Ya Mon!
Stoney, that avatar is perfect for OHSO, since Dana Carvey has been disquising himself as Reba McIntyre for decades now. I knew because Dana isn't a very Manly name that something was up.
Speaking of Manly, 001 quoted that article:
"Manly Council and Newcastle have banned Jägerbombs from pubs and nightclubs on the basis that they encourage binge drinking and irresponsible behavior." Heck that doesn't sound very Manly to me. Sounds more like a Girly Council! What a bunch of wimps!
Listen to these guys, they must be from Australia, I can't understand a word they are saying!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJF2U3ZwHdQ&feature=related
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We could always start a thread where people could suggest avatars for OHSO. He's hidden behind that generic silhouette long enough.
Does this one seem appropriate?
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Hey, I've had the opposite problem on my street, the grass strips from my driveway back to Fairview are going brown! .. the has to be a happy median!
Roy Gursky http://gurskyranch.com
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This thread is going well. Kinda like a Seinfeld thread, a thread about nothing!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuaG-TCpbtw&feature=related
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Ok, heres something for ya;
http://www.something.com/
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Thanks. Here's Something for you.
http://www.beatlestube.net/video-cache.php?title=Something
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It is a classic nothing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPObq_EvIg8
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Thanks for nothing!
"I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato sala--You'll get nothing and like it!"