Clayton - bless your ol' pea pick’n heart, why not be a dear and help us settle a bet. Brother Stoney and I are betting big money on whether you are of the female persuasion.
Ya know, the word is Stoney is rolling in dough, and I REALLY need the cash, because my government bonus check didn’t come in on time. So could you pleeeze tell us if you are a Ms. Clayton or a Mr. Clayton?
Am I a sexist your ask? Yes I am. I worship them; I find women amazing . For that reason I'm hoping you’re not a Ms. Clayton, othewise I will have to stab my eyeballs with kitchen knives, and unfortunately, sell one of my kids to pay off Stoney. :)
Some self-rising yeast did get out of hand when I made bread one time but I don't recall rolling in the dough. I think you've got me mixed up with BazookaJoe. He's the one with all the royalties from bubble gum sales and for coming up with those lame comics in each wrapper.
it actually matters what my gender is in relation to the validity of my opinions. To date every request for that information has been postulated with the apparent intent to use that information as a negative against me.
In Stoney's case, as with all the OFECS they clearly are sexists. Their reputed history in Brentwood is replete with innuendo.
So in this case I will leave the two of you hanging, so to speak.
Posted on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 17:02 — by chewy
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You left out racist, socialist, anti-semite, Nazi sympathizer or the worst of all.....LIBERAL.
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Your words are wise beyond your years, brother. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Thanks, but I'll only own up to the wise part. Lot's of people have called me a wise guy.
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Oh...Wise guy, eh...? Why I oughta....!!
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Clayton - bless your ol' pea pick’n heart, why not be a dear and help us settle a bet. Brother Stoney and I are betting big money on whether you are of the female persuasion.
Ya know, the word is Stoney is rolling in dough, and I REALLY need the cash, because my government bonus check didn’t come in on time. So could you pleeeze tell us if you are a Ms. Clayton or a Mr. Clayton?
Am I a sexist your ask? Yes I am. I worship them; I find women amazing . For that reason I'm hoping you’re not a Ms. Clayton, othewise I will have to stab my eyeballs with kitchen knives, and unfortunately, sell one of my kids to pay off Stoney. :)
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 1714
Some self-rising yeast did get out of hand when I made bread one time but I don't recall rolling in the dough. I think you've got me mixed up with BazookaJoe. He's the one with all the royalties from bubble gum sales and for coming up with those lame comics in each wrapper.
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 897
it actually matters what my gender is in relation to the validity of my opinions. To date every request for that information has been postulated with the apparent intent to use that information as a negative against me.
In Stoney's case, as with all the OFECS they clearly are sexists. Their reputed history in Brentwood is replete with innuendo.
So in this case I will leave the two of you hanging, so to speak.
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 462
Clayton, I think I hear you, or was that the sound of my cat coughing up another hair ball.