Posted on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 14:25 — by CoCoBob
Blame this on gas prices? I think not. A couple of years ago Oregon was whining about the urine bottles on highway 5 south of Portland. They should rethink this and put the blame where it belongs, global warming. What a waste of news space.
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Global Warming? Is that sarcasm? Hope so... ... maybe its astronauts in more love triangles... Call NASA
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You'd think they could extract some DNA from those samples and catch the culprits if they are really concerned about it. Maybe some major league baseball players can come by and scoop them up to use for their steroid testing samples?
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They might get away with it until a player not only tested clear (no pun intended) of steroids, but also pregnant.
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Or like that old joke during that beer boycott in the 80's when the guy sent the sample of Coors beer to the lab and the results came back, "Your horse has diabetes."
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Years ago, my cousin was fed up with her young son's tests continually showing positive for salmonella, one month to six weeks past his original infection. The positive result was keeping him out of school and daycare. He hadn't been symptomatic past the first couple of days, and after such a long time, my cousin grew frustrated with it all. Finally, she decided to submit her own sample in place of his, but . . . that second X chromosome of hers, in *addition* to being several months pregnant, kinda let that cat outta the bag. Busted!
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What was the name of that gizmo called that pro athlete was trying to use to beat the unine test for drugs? The Whizzinator?
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No. That was that Off-Broadway production that blended the best musical numbers from The Wiz and action sequences from The Terminator. It only lasted three days.
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"This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds . . . "
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"This tape will self-destruct in five seconds . . . "
http://new.wavlist.com/movies/103/mi-destruct.wav